War

The Man and his wars

The man on the hill says it’s time to fight
Soldiers get in line! Your souls are mine do not take flight
When you see the other color, pull the trigger
Don’t hesitate or you will never get bigger

The man on the hill says it’s time to kill
Soldier you will be a hero if you know what I mean
Pillage and kill the children of the other land
And someday I will let you be a man

The man on the hill says its time you die
Soldier your land you have saved but your body is slain
Empty coffin a flag and seven 13 bullets piercing the air
But your body rots somewhere out there.

Written by : Ravi The Rat

Humans Humans Humans

We are gods worst creation... we have, ever since the dawn of time been against our own kind, we seek authority over others by means of force to dominate and walla!! we have nuclear warheads! we seek to enslave our kin and you had the American Civil War. We are all jokes, We teach our children that the giant that lived in the skies that jack climbed and stole the golden eggs was a big bad monster?? What are we doing?
1. Jack was not supposed to take something that doesnt belong to him!
2. The giant was just a giant who got pissed off when his goose was stolen.
3. Jack kills the giant after stealing the goose by chopping the beanstalk down and the giant falls to his death.

So in summary we are teaching children that it is ok to take something that belongs to someone else and kill that person we took from and live happily ever after? Jack must have been related to George Bush. We should never teach children that witches are bad it makes kids go crazy when the see bag ladies.. as if they dont have it bad enough as it is? Monsters are bad, thank god for Shrek!! One up for the monsters!!

And who is that person in the North Pole trying to figure out why penguins cant fly?

Just For Fun - Written by : Ravi The Rat






My Friend(s)

He is as black as the night with a silver diamond on his chest
Tall, brave and mighty he was with his golden friend
But by will of nature their ties were doomed to an abrupt end
And with me he remained as to this poem today I tend
Fourteen years of all good, bad, sad and glad life showered upon us
Fourteen years of companionship with not a strain upon it, ay!
Even as your strength and will begin to fade In me I note you kept your faith
How I scream in silence to allow your depart
But with my arrogance I shall remedy my aching heart

On your part I felt your reluctance to go On my part my dear, true friend...

I needed you evermore
tis over now.... As I remind my self o
those dark nights full of frightful lore are but tales of yore
The long and treacherous path that we begun
Come at us, come at us, in our hearts we sung
Now seems nothing more than a tot on a retreating run
As you sit beside me and watch the little one have fun
I remember you and I by the sea in the evening sun


She is small and as black as you yet she shines in every hue
Vibrant and brilliant she is comparable to you
And thy, shall not deny that the teacher was you
Preparing her in your forthcoming absence and due
As she lays at my feet and her loving eyes I meet
I wonder and ponder if she will ever take your seat
But we all have to pass not knowing who is first or last
I am but prepared for your passing my true friend alas!
And with the young one I shall make a new stand
Your brave heart now I do not intend to offend
But here you sit and gaze at the tree by the meadows end
As if telling me, below it, it become your eternal den
Ay! On a beautiful morn with dew shall I lay you to rest
Below the hue of the flaming tree at the meadows crest
Yearn I shall for your gentle face that I fondly caress
And learn I shall from this agonizing duress
Be all that you can my friend as I will and nothing less
For one day I shall join you in the nether and continue our conquests








I wrote this 2 years ago when Al Capone(above) was very sick..... He is going on 17 now.. a little deaf but I put up with him anyway..








This is the little one Texas (above) a handful/ dayful and mindful.. never met a dog with such a motley collection of character!!!
Her magnum look... as my fiancee put it!!

Malaysian Immigration - The Malaysian Governments Horror House

My fiancee is an Australian and we have been having so much trouble getting her a VISA (she is a graduate from the Photographic Studies College Melbourne). Recently we set up a company and was in the process of applying for a VISA when our whole new nightmare began! First the Malaysian Immigration don't give out VISAs without first giving you hell and bounce you like a ball between Damansara & Putrajaya ( she is Australian - my point being how many Australians would work here illegally or commit crime - I'm sure we could use our fingers to do that math work) and secondly we need professional photographers here to set standards among our local photographers - believe me there is a difference between the photographers from ZZOOM and Pak Din's son who got his first camera when he was 5 and someone who actually studied photography for 5 years in an institute designed for this.... anyway as my story goes I started asking around and to my horror found that

1. My Russian friend who has been married for 6 years to a Chinese and living in the same house and have a child has been denied a working visa let alone PR status?

2. My Russian friend who married a Muslim and converted to Islam had her work visa & PR handed over to her within 2 years????

3. My British friend who has been living here for 15years and married to a local has been denied PR status

4. My Indonesian friend - who is a Muslim was granted a Visa and a PR status within a year.

For those of you who have more horror stories with the Malaysian IMMIGRATION dept please feel free to post your comments!

What Subsidies??

I recently was in search of a new car.... and with all this hype about fuel costs and subsidies decided to be a little cautious about how much milage I could attain for my dear Ringgit...

There I was looking at a Honda Accord it was ok but a little too pricey for my standards and decided to let it go and went home wishing I had an extra 20,000 Ringgit in my bank account and returned to my abode and surf the net, eventually I found myself looking at the Honda car series on the net and what do I see the same Honda Car being sold in the United States of America at only half the price (Brand New).

I checked up and researched this just to make sure and found that Malaysians Pay 30% - 60% More for cars than others... And I start thinking to myself, I pay the Malaysian government in car taxes not including Road Tax and Insurance and licence, for a car thats only 50,000 almost 80,000++ this would mean that i paid the government 30,000 to own a car and what are they talking about fuel subsidies?? are they going to subsidies 30,000 in 5 years before I change my car?? I think not... and in that 5 years how much are they the government going to subsidies my fuel cost??

As such I would like the Malaysian government to stop bitching and moaning about this fuel subsidy bullshit!! wake up fellas!!

Solemn Tapestries & Fallen Poetry

Solemn tapestries and fallen poetry

In the depths of Neptune
From the heart of the shore-less Atlantis,
You came to me, you came to me
Doomed by my fate, dragged by my own undertow
I was born undone
A wicked soul whom I am
Mystical madness and illusions
The visions of different shades in black
My demons devour me piece by piece till I exist not and become the never of eternity
But yet remain we will in these solemn tapestries and our fallen poetry.

Written by : Ravi The Rat